Drunk mouse, celebrity meetings, James Franco, Aziz Ansari, #MeToo, Flasher

January 25, 2018Comedy30 Rock, A train, acting school, actress, Adam Scott, Alphabet City, Amsterdam, Angelo Moore, animal lover, Berlin, big penis, brass knuckles, Broadway, camera, cast, Cheers, Conan O'Brien, cookie, Craig Robinson, crew, Darryl, Dave Franco, David Bowie, drag, drummer, Fishbone, Fred Armisen, Fred Durst, Friday, George Wendt, Ghosted, Golden Gate, golden retriever, Harvey Keitel, Harvey Weinstein, Hot Tub Time Machine, indie film, Jack Black, jerking, Kristen Durst, Kristen Schaal, Kristen Wiig, Last Man on Earth, location scouting, Lucky Chang, Lucky Chang's, Manhattan, Martha Stewart, Matt Dillon, New Year's, New York, New York Times, Nookie, nudity, NYC, NYT, oral, orgy, peen, pet, protect, protection, rat, Rockefeller Center, Rumble Fish, Rumblefish, Sade, safety, San Francisco, scene, self-defense, Seth Rogen, shoot, star, station, Stella Adler, strip, striptease, subway, teamcoco, TGIF, The Office, The Room, tickets, trenchcoat, TV shows, wank, wanker, Will Forte, wrap party, WTF with Marc Maronmouseandweens

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Ep6 – Mouse gets saucy, Weens describes celebrity meetings on set, James Franco talk, merkin mouse, stripteasing gone wrong. The sisters recall New York trip to Conan O’Brien show with George Wendt, Limp Bizkit, and Kid Rock. Add in Lucky Chang’s drag show and a flasher on the subway, and we’ve got a party! THIS EPISODE IS AVAILABLE EXCLUSIVELY ON PATREON. If you would like to listen, please consider signing up for our podcast at a mere $5 a month. You will get all of our archived episodes, bonus episodes, and merchandise! Thank you for supporting us!

Celebrity stalking, defining Barker, foot pit hate

January 23, 2018ComedyAbe Vigoda, adrian belew, Andrew Shue, armpits, Bart, Bea Arthur, Berkeley, boyfriend, break the fourth wall, breakup, Broadway, Bruce Willis, cheat, cheater, cheating, Chris Martin, Coldplay, cook, Def Leppard, deodorant, dinosaur, domestic, excavation, feet, Ferris Bueller, Fish, Frank Zappa, friends, garden, Gavin Rossdale, glands, glandular, Golden Girls, gothic, Greg Kinnear, Growing Pains, Hobbit, Joe Elliot, King Crimson, Kirk Cameron, Left Behind, limits, location scout, married sex, Martin Landeau, Melrose Place, Mike Garson, millennials, mod, mom, Monica, motherhood, Mrs Roper, musician, musk, new wave, pinterest moms, prehistoric camel, Primus, punk, Rachel, Rapture, SAHM, San Francisco, scent, siblings, ska, smell, spirit animal, Stanley, Sting, stink, Talk Soup, The Cure, Three's Company, weedmouseandweens

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Ep5 – Weens confesses to stealing Mouse’s stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90’s celebrities, life dreams, foot anti-fetishes, pheromones, body parts, the real definition of a barker, David Bowie and his musicians, and more fun stuff! This episode is archived and only available on www.patreon.com/mouseandweens Thank you for supporting our podcast!

Stuck burps, hot tub mishaps, Weens’ flamenco lover, Don Johnson’s toilet, and all the Bob Barkers

January 11, 2018ComedyA listers, Adam Sandler, agent, Almond Roca, Andy Kaufman, animal rights, audition, Baby Ruth, basic bitch, beach cruiser, beer cave, belch, belching, bike path, bikini, black, Bob Barker, bottom, brown, burp, burping, butt, cabin, Cheech Marin, childhood, Chris Farley, Columbian, courted, courting, Dakota Johnson, date, dating, drinking, fedora, Ford Modeling Agency, freedom, gigs, Grizzly bear, guitar, guitarist, Happy Madison, herlihy boy, Idaho, Island Park, Jacuzzi, Jason Bateman, Jets, Jim Carrey, kiss, kissed, LA River, los angeles, maul, mauling, meerkat, music, Nash Bridges, Netflix, New York, nineties, old soul, Ozarks, Pacific Heights, party, Planet Hollywood, poem, psychology, San Francisco, slippers, Spokes Café, tea, The Mask, Tony Clifton, turdmouseandweens

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Ep4 – We talk about the documentary Jim & Andy, hear Weens’ story of her flamenco suitor, and talk about Mouse’s poops, and lost hamsters. This episode is available on Patreon. For a mere $5 a month, you will get all of our hidden content! Thank you for supporting our podcast. www.MouseAndWeens.com

Family secrets, Weens’ guy and the brain-heart-dink connection, high school pranks

January 10, 2018Comedy23andme, addict, adopted, alanon, ancestry.com, attachment theory, attraction, avoidant, Bachelor, Billy Joe, biology, bong, bong hit, boundaries, boyfriend, Charlie and Chocolate Factory, Christmas tree, commitment, CS Lewis, custody, cute, diminish, distracted, divorce, drama, drinking, driver's license, drugs, EST, ex, family secrets, family tree, fantasy, fear, fearful avoidant, fever, genealogy, genetic testing, German, girlfriend, graffiti, graphic designer, Green Day, Greg Kinnear, Hans Christian Anderson, high school, humble, humility, identical twin studies, intentions, invincibility, John Corbett, John Frusciante, Lion Witch and the Wardrobe, long-distance relationship, married, Matt Dillon, meditation, middle school, narcissism, narcissist, Nebraska, neuroscience, paranoia, parties, party lights, personality, pipe, pot, power, Primus, protect, puff, punk, reality, Red Hot Chili Peppers, relationship, RHCP, roles, scavenger hunt, scientist, Scorpio, seeing a guy, self-fulfilling prophecy, self-help, Sex In The City, SITC, skater, smart, smoking, sober, therapist, therapy, TM, ucsd, Willy Wonka, Wizard of Oz, xmas treemouseandweens

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Ep3 – Christmas lights up too long? Questions about ancestry? High school life and close calls? We’ve got you covered! www.MouseAndWeens.com

Cropdusting, horoscopes, and grandparents’ boobs

January 4, 2018Comedyactor, Africa, Aries, Arizona, back injury, bath, bikinis, board games, butts, camping, colitis, confrontation, control, cooter, Crocs, cute, dad, designer, director, doo-doo, empowerment, entertainment, equality, fart, farting, feminine, fertilize, football player, garden, gaslighting, gastrointestinal, General Patton, German, GI issues, golf, grandfather, Hardbodies, Harry, housewife, Jack Black, Jeep, Judge Judy, Judge Reinhold, Jumanji, mafia game, model, moms, murder, neighbor, nerd, nervous stomach, Night Court, OCD, organized, parents, pervert, pollination, pool, poop, pooper, Porky's, producer, PTSD awareness, radio operator, rock opera, Scorpio, sharts, singer, stage manager, summer vacation, teacher, teenagers, Texas, theater, toot, Tucson, tweens, VHS, writer, WWII, youngmouseandweens

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Ep2 – It’s time for girls to take back their bowels loud and proud! Hear about Mouse’s embarrassing gas, Weens art of cropdusting, and judgy moms. We recall some passive-aggressive stories, sprinkle in some horoscope talk, then delve right into the deep, deep subject of grandparents, sexy movies, and boobs! www.MouseAndWeens.com

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December 25, 2017Comedy, Lifestyle\, Relationshipsarmpit, beard, bikiniline, Brazilian, camera, celebrities, celebrity sighting, Christmas, chromosomes, comedy, contracts, director, dog, entertainment, female, film, film set, filmmaker, funny, genetics, girls, hippie, hippies, hot dog, Idaho, key location manager, laying, leg, lie, life, loan, location assistant, location manager, location scouting, lying, mom, mother, movie, PA, permits, producer, production assistant, relationships, Robert Smith, sausage, school, script, single, son, suburbs, television, tv, women, wrapping presents, y chromosomemouseandweens

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Ep1 – Meet Mouse in suburbia and Weens in Hollywood. Re-recorded in October 2020. Hear our funny, embarrassing archived first episode only available on Patreon