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Tahiti, Moorea, Prune Tips, Departure Songs



E127 – Recapping our recent amazing Tahiti and Moorea trip with mom, we talk tsunami from Tonga, the food forest pool boy, crazy drives in our mango jellybean car, a backwoods pig, chumming, and our favorite memories of the beautiful islands in French Polynesia. LISTEN TO THE END for the sweetest song we recorded at the airport going home. We were crying into our masks! But first we get up close and personal about travel bowels, otherwise known as vacation constipation, and wonder if anyone else out there suffers from this too. What can you do to prevent it? Is it diet or stress? How can you fix it? And how do you deal with toilet issues with your travel partners? We also delve into how things are going living together, what is vabbing, some tongue twisters, as well as embarrass ourselves with a fun new talent. Yes, we realize we’re educated middle-aged women that still get a huge kick out of 13-year-old boy humor. Don’t know what to say besides… this is us!

Thank you to our amazing patrons – our family!!! – and to our new patron Sara! Hope you like the song, discussion, and welcome pack!

Credits:
Intro Mouse and Weens theme song by Julianne Eggold https://www.julianneeggold.com
Voice actor: Matt Thompson

Pod Mentions:
Fish Nerds https://podfixnetwork.com/fish-nerds
Your Brain on Facts http://yourbrainonfacts.com
We are with the PodFix Network! https://www.podfixnetwork.com

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Personal Space, Weens Covid, Dog High



E126 – A single Hollywood woman moves into her sister’s busy San Diego household of five plus pets. That’s us! How are we handling it two weeks in? We talk about it all and go over an article, the Top 5 Ways to Protect Your Personal Space, hopefully to help others who are moving in together or changing a roommate situation. Then we move on to married people and scheduled sex! Get some Dr. Laura type of advice on how to get what you want from your man! Also Weens’ possible Covid, Mouse’s dog high, Olivia Newton John’s stalker, Gavin De Becker’s book Gift of Fear, and the video that makes Julianne wheeze-laugh! Forgive the non NPR audio; this was recorded in our Tahitian hotel room on an iPhone!

Credits:
Intro theme song and outro song “Balzoo” by Julianne Eggold https://www.julianneeggold.com
Voice actor: Matt Thompson

Promos:
The Picture Show with Austin and Phil Rood
We are with the PodFix Network! https://www.podfixnetwork.com

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She Podcasts Late



E124 – Coming in hot! It’s a sister fight over Mouse being late to record. But the schedule with family and the new job are hard to juggle, man! How do you feel about late people, rescheduling, and windows of time? Weigh in on how we plan to resolve it. Then hear about our trip to Scottsdale for the She Podcasts Live conference. Lots of takeaways – some predictable, some not so much! Weens also gives us an update on explains the IATSE strike in Hollywood and what it means for her job and for other cast and crew. And find out some favorite costumes and special effects on tv and movie productions that Julianne has worked on, plus haunting plans and what is this uprooting we speak of?

Credits:
Intro voice Nate Bargatze (Balboa Theater, San Diego 10/22/21)
Intro theme song and outro song “My Man” by Julianne Eggold https://www.julianneeggold.com

Full Episode includes the bonus discussion that we mentioned and no edits! Join the family on https://www.patreon.com/mouseandweens For a tiny $5 a month, get bonus content like missing episodes, videos, songs, special shoutouts, unedited episodes, outtakes, and secret secrets for patrons only! You will also get a welcome pack of M&W gear, and for members who hit the 4 month mark they will get FREE MERCH! VIPs also get to choose the next topic. So come join the family! XO

Promos:
–Love These Mother Daughter Talks
https://podfixnetwork.com/love-these-mother-daughter-talks

–PodFix Presents “Phrase of the Day” for NaPodPoMo! A daily post from the PodFix Network during the month of November!
https://podfixnetwork.com/podfix-presents

Hot Pod Mentions: She Podcasts, Brilliant Observations, I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam, Book of Lies

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Get in Touch! We are @mouseandweens on Instagram | Twitter | Facebook. Email us at mouseandweens@gmail.com. Show voicemail 858-319-1089 Links and resources in this episode listed on https://www.mouseandweens.com/e124

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Road Rage, White Lies, Sticky Barbies



E120 – We talk the why, what, and when of road rage at minute 20. Find out about anxiety and control as we talk about bad driving, bad drivers, and stories of our road rage moments! (Did someone say dangling side mirror?!) But first we catch up on figgy neighbors, types of podcasts, psychic phones, sticky Barbies, punk roots, and parental bucking the line. Is it better to be a strict rule-follower or are we entitled to nuance those rules? Should we protect friends’ and family’s feelings and fudge a bit, or be 100% truthful about canceling plans? Are you in a coupling with an introvert and an extrovert? Write in if you relate! mouseandweens@gmail.com

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Song Credits: Mouse and Weens theme song and “2 Minutes” by Julianne Eggold at jeggold@gmail.com
Voice Actor: Matt Thompson
Promo: I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam
https://podfixnetwork.com/i-shake-my-head-with-lisa-and-sam/
Our Network: https://PodFixNetwork.com

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Get in Touch! We are @mouseandweens on Instagram | Twitter | Facebook. Email us at mouseandweens@gmail.com. Show voicemail 858-319-1089 Links and resources in this episode listed on https://www.mouseandweens.com/e120/#show-notes Video: http://bit.ly/youtubeMW Thank you so much for watching and listening! Please follow & subscribe!

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Best Of: Coolsculpting Yanni



E119 – This one is a favorite! We’re back with some life updates and mustache talk. Weens describes her new gig on the set of the LA tv show The Rookie and her Fishbone concert, and Mouse talks about her family vacation in Puerta Vallarta, Mexico. Warning: if you’re squeamish about pool attack iguanas or ticks, skip this part. Mouse gets CoolSculpting done on her belly and gets into her feelings on body image, curves, self care, diet and exercise. Hear the whole description of how this fat tummy blasting works and visit our Facebook Group Mouse and Weens to see the behind the scenes stomach at the medical spa. Write in with your self care thoughts! Yanni pops up to add to our conversation about car washes, massage, saxophone vs pan flute, and Kenny G. And the sisters reminisce about roller skating, the 80’s, boys with feathered hair, Steve Perry, white jeans, Ralph Macchio, Bruce Willis, and Mouse’s celebrity sighting of the hot Karate Kid villain William Zabka in the eighties. Don’t miss this episode. It will tickle your upper upper lip! (Original air date July 2018, Episode 23)

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Song Credits: Mouse and Weens theme song and “Freedom” by Julianne Eggold at jeggold@gmail.com
Voice Actor: Matt Thompson
Promo: The Podcast Discovery Show
https://www.podbean.com/podcast-detail/akq69-4df2a/The-Podcast-Discovery-Show
Our Network: https://PodFixNetwork.com

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Get in Touch! We are @mouseandweens on Instagram | Twitter | Facebook. Email us at mouseandweens@gmail.com. Show voicemail 858-319-1089 Links and resources in this episode listed on https://www.mouseandweens.com/e119/#show-notes Video: http://bit.ly/youtubeMW Thank you so much for watching and listening! Please follow & subscribe!

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Bathturbating and Powaypalooza



E118 – A fun train of thought episode as we talk Sandler the Love Guru, dog stew, bathturbating, vacations, living abroad, housesitting, gaydar, and a crazy 4th of July party. Hear the sounds of the Powaypalooza pop-up suburban Coachella that happened. Is your post-Covid (or are we even post-Covid?) social life picking up steam too and how do you feel about it? Let us know mouseandweens@gmail.com

Song Credits: Mouse and Weens theme song and “Freedom” by Julianne Eggold at jeggold@gmail.com
Voice Actor: Matt Thompson
Promo: 2 Girls on a Bench
Our Network: https://PodFixNetwork.com

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Get in Touch! We are @mouseandweens on Instagram | Twitter | Facebook. Email us at mouseandweens@gmail.com. Show voicemail 858-206-8746. Links and resources in this episode listed on https://www.mouseandweens.com/e118/#show-notes Video: http://bit.ly/youtubeMW Thank you so much for watching and listening! Please follow & subscribe!

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Panic Attacks, I Need Compliments, Dream Incubation, Cat Talk



E117 – Tooth holes and a Huck Finn breathing tube? Find out what Weens learned about Panic Attacks in her psychology course. We discuss Mouse’s oldest during the summer, the tiny house idea, tease upcoming professors, and compare Weens’ leg to Bob Odenkirk on silks. Then it’s our new segment Cat Talk! Who doesn’t love, or have, or would love to have, or maybe not love to have, a cat?! Our sweatshirt shenanigans and name origin story will get your whiskers tickled. Then hear the bloody sad depths to which Mouse has sunk to get a compliment lately. Finally, do you want an answer to one of your life questions? Try Dream Incubation, which Julianne has been studying from professor Dr. David Sowerby. It is as easy as …well, you’ve got to hear the steps! It’s amazing to learn that manifesting answers from your unconscious mind is a scientific study. What answer did Joelle get about her relationship? And can she really be right up there with Pema Chodron and the Dalai Lama? Let’s listen and find out!

Song Credits: Mouse and Weens theme songs by Julianne Eggold at jeggold@gmail.com
Voice Actor: Matt Thompson
Promo: Fool Me Twice, Season 2. All About Diamonds
Our Network: https://PodFixNetwork.com

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Get in Touch! We are @mouseandweens on Instagram | Twitter | Facebook. Email us at mouseandweens@gmail.com. Show voicemail 858-206-8746. Links and resources in this episode listed on https://www.mouseandweens.com/e117/#show-notes Video: http://bit.ly/youtubeMW Thank you so much for watching and listening! Please follow & subscribe!

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Patrick Wilson, Black Widows, Cadaver Mouth, and Re-Entering Post-Pandemic Society



E113 – The loins of Weens have been stirred! We wonder if her admiration of actor Patrick Wilson’s pecs is a result of the vaccine giving her a steroid boost, or is it the fact that the world is opening back up? We talk about re-entering society now that we’ve all become introverts. Are we just comfortable at home or is it agoraphobia? Hear the difference between our socializing these days amidst talk of hikes, gardening, loneliness, and family. We list 6 helpful tips to help us get back to our pre-Covid lives. Jo had no changes after her immunizations, but Juls can feel everything different that goes into her body. We theorize that she she an HSP, highly sensitive person, especially because she wants to save all the animals, including scary black widow spiders. We fact check these arachnids, and laugh a lot about a stumpy alligator, lizards, and snakes in a Celebrity Story That Goes Nowhere. There’s so much laughing that Mouse flashes her tooth hole where she recently had surgery, and this launches talk of dental implants, cadaver bones, and sardine spines. Help us make sense of it all and join the conversation at mouseandweens@gmail.com Thank you listeners!

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Song Credits: Mouse and Weens theme and “Ryan’s Crazy Lady” by Julianne Eggold
Voice Actor: Matt Thompson

Follow and contact us via Instagram | Twitter | Facebook @mouseandweens We’d love to hear from you about the show or just to talk at (858) 206-8746 or mouseandweens@gmail.com. A transcript of this episode is on http://www.mouseandweens.com

Promos: Varmints! https://varmints.podbean.com, PodFix Presents, 2 Girls on a Bench and Podcast 42 are all part of https://PodFixNetwork.com

Sponsor: Dream Dinners! Get your life back at dinner time. Quickly make homemade meals and have more quality time for you and your family! Please try this out. Dream Dinners is nationwide. It really has taken the stress out of dinner time! If within 25 miles of the Poway or San Marcos locations, choose pickup or delivery and MOUSEANDWEENS99 for $99 off your first order! Visit link on http://www.mouseandweens.com

Thank you to our patrons for joining our family! If anyone else would like to be a part and get a Mouse and Weens welcome package of gear, bonus content, outtakes, ad-free episodes, songs, and shoutouts, sign up for a tiny $5 a month at https://www.Patreon.com/MouseAndWeens You can pick the topic of our next episode too! We will kiss you right on the mouth…after vaccinations!


Easter Dog, Feckit, Paul Williams, and Microaggressions



E110 – Easter afternoon we took the podcast for a walk on the dog trail. Are you into Jesus?! We talk traditions in our house, and the hunt for the golden egg brings up the trophy-for-all discussion. Hear Juls’ hot take on overconfident kids and practical parenting. We’re interrupted by dog fight drama, but Weens quickly channels her Cesar Milan-style advice. We discuss the changing dynamic of our sisterhood and how the little sis is now teaching the big sis. This ties into Joelle’s new favorite idea: The Feck It Fifties complete with a Feckit List, because life is short, who cares what people think, and family is important! In an Ishtar segue, we talk about songwriter, actor, Grammy winner Paul Williams and what happened when Mom and Julianne stayed at his house! We get into Weens’ sociology and psychology studies and learn about microaggressions, schemas, and body language to quickly size a person up. Hot example is Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin’s paparazzi scuffle back in the day, so of course Joelle paid attention! This also reminds us of the 4-part Showtime series “Love Fraud” about a real hunt for a dirt bag narcissist. Talk about microaggressions! Enjoy an awkward double hello with neighbors in a very “Curb Your Enthusiasm” tinkle moment, and be sure to follow and subscribe everywhere you can find our podcast! Video podcast version on http://bit.ly/youtubeMW Thank you so much for watching and listening!

Song Credits: Mouse and Weens theme and “Beautiful Girl” by Julianne Eggold https://www.julianneeggold.com

Voice Actor: Matt Thompson

Sponsor: Dream Dinners! Get your life back at dinner time. Quickly make homemade meals and have more quality time for you and your family! Please try this out. Dream Dinners is nationwide. It really has taken the stress out of dinner time! If within 25 miles of the Poway or San Marcos locations, use MOUSEANDWEENS99 for $99 off your first order!

Promos: PodFix Presents, I Shake My Head with Lisa and Sam, and The Filmmakers Podcast, all part of the https://PodFixNetwork.com

Hot mentions: Brilliant Observations Podcast, Michele Harper of @MetaphysicaSpa color therapy, Malcolm Gladwell’s “Blink”, narcissism expert Dr. Ramani

Please follow and contact us via Instagram | Twitter | Facebook @mouseandweens We’d love to hear from you about the show or just to talk at (858) 206-8746 or mouseandweens@gmail.com. A transcript of this episode is on http://www.mouseandweens.com

Thank you to our patrons for joining our family! If anyone else would like to be a part and get a Mouse and Weens welcome package of gear, bonus content, outtakes, ad-free episodes, songs, and shoutouts, sign up for a tiny $5 a month at https://www.Patreon.com/MouseAndWeens You can pick the topic of our next episode too! We will kiss you right on the mouth…after vaccinations!


I Called My Ex and Have a Story



E108 – Joelle fights fashion but wonders if she’s missing the shopping gene. Julianne reports on our NYC Screenwriting Challenge and explains her method for writing scripts. It’s been a fun collective effort with us, Derek and Keith of Pop Up Film Cast, and Phil Rood of The Picture Show with Austin and Phil Rood. There is some scolding about being late, a story about compost, and the time Juls met Mouse’s crush Chris Martin, the Coldplay front man. Then the main course: we hear interviews with three of Weens’ ex boyfriends! Now all good friends, Dave, Matt, and Blake tell their funny quintessential Julianne stories including Mexican pet stores, wild horses in elusive Idaho, Valentine’s Day mind-reading, apartment sax, and film school projects including frogs and nudity. It’s a fun one and we give big thanks to these guys and their SO’s! ~Please be sure to spread the word and share this episode with your friends. It’s the best way to help us grow! Thanks!~

Song credits: Mouse and Weens theme music by Julianne Eggold. Guitar and backup by Dan Mahony

Voice actor: Matt Thompson

Promo: Pop Up Film Cast https://popupfilmcast.podbean.com/

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A transcript of this episode is on http://www.mouseandweens.com. Please follow and contact us via Instagram | Twitter | Facebook @mouseandweens We’d love to hear from you about the show or just to talk at (858) 206-8746 or mouseandweens@gmail.com

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Thank you to our patrons for joining our family! If anyone else would like to be a part and get a Mouse and Weens welcome package of gear, bonus content, outtakes, ad-free episodes, songs, and shoutouts, sign up for a tiny $5 a month at https://www.Patreon.com/MouseAndWeens. You can pick the topic of our next episode too! We will kiss you right on the mouth…after vaccinations!