Monthly Archives: February 2018

E11 Parenting Fears, Weens Phone Sex, Car Accidents, and Wrap Parties



We discuss parenting fears with kids and sports, video games and the internet. Weens tells her babysitting, phone sex, and car accident stories. John Philip Sousa scoots by with his French horn on a skateboard. Why do girls need guys approval and the curse of being people pleasers. We segue into rollercoasters, pet guilt, hating crating, and animal rescue. Mouse got a kitten! Weens talks about the TV show wrap party, Vegas gambling, hitting the stage, and facing her fears with her supple vag! www.MouseAndWeens.com


E10 Weens on the Move, Mouse in the House



Mouse talks sock poops, living in the bubble, and other podcasts. Weens dishes on past Trump run-in, news, and relationship ghosting versus closure. The sisters talk through their dad’s death, dreams, visitations, mediums, and near-death experiences, of course all peppered with some farts and an old lady yelling BM! Find us on social media to see our hot abs. Outro music “Free Love” by Weens.


Ep9 Weens Goes a Courting



Enjoy the new intro. We talk attack swans, skaters, feminism, long boobs, BMs, dogs, crotch sniffing, Chris Elliott Fred Armisen, mom and dad bods, Gordon Jump fingering Dudley, and married sex. Weens has a new boy courting her and we read his texts to interpret mixed signals and emojis. She has to decide if she’s a cougar, how to shave, whether she’s just tickling his sac, and she NEEDS ADVICE ABOUT WHAT HER NEXT MOVE WILL BE. Tweet @mouseandweens or write mouseandweens@gmail.com to tell her.This episode’s a long one but it was too funny to cut, so settle in folks!


Ep8 – Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers



Weens is on the job and in a mood. We talk about modeling, stripping uncles in G-strings, get some closure on Weens’ dude, hear secret car habits, and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people. Learn about Mouse’s love life and wrap it all up with a twink finger bow. Find us on Instagram and visit our site www.mouseandweens.com