Monthly Archives: February 2018

Episode 11 – Parenting Fears, Weens Phone Sex, Car Accidents, and Wrap Parties



We discuss parenting fears with kids and sports video games and the internet Weens tells her babysitting phone sex and car accident stories John Philip Sousa scoots by with his French horn on a skateboard Why do girls need guys approval and the curse of being people pleasers We segue into rollercoasters pet guilt hating crating and animal rescue Mouse got a kitten Weens talks about the TV show wrap party Vegas gambling hitting the stage and facing her fears with her supple vag


Episode 10 – Weens on the Move, Mouse in the House



Mouse talks sock poops living in the bubble and other podcasts Weens dishes on past Trump runin news and relationship ghosting versus closure The sisters talk through their dads death dreams visitations mediums and neardeath experiences of course all peppered with some farts and an old lady yelling BM Find us on social media to see our hot abs Outro music Free Love by Weens


Episode 9 – Weens Goes a Courting



Enjoy the new intro We talk attack swans skaters feminism long boobs BMs dogs crotch sniffingChris Elliott Fred Armisen mom and dad bods Gordon Jump fingering Dudleyand married sex Weens has a new boy courting her and we read his texts tointerpret mixed signals and emojis She has to decide if shes a cougar how toshave whether shes just tickling his sac and she NEEDS ADVICE ABOUT WHAT HERNEXT MOVE WILL BE Tweet mouseandweens or write mouseandweensgmailcom to tell her This episodes along one but it was too funny to cut so settle in folks


Episode 8 – Disgruntled in Hollywood, stripping uncles, sick car habits, twink fingers



Weens is on the job and in a mood We talk about modeling stripping uncles in Gstrings get some closure on Weens dude hear secret car habits and discuss our love of waiting behind really slow people Learn about Mouses love life and wrap it all up with a twink finger bow