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Ahmad Ahmed Hassan, HGTV Yard Crashers Host and Friend

April 24, 2020Lifestyle\, RelationshipsBay Area, celebrity, DIY, DIY Network, ecofriendly, friendship, garden, gardener, gardening, green, HGTV, host, industry, landscape, landscaper, landscaping, nature, network, northern California, spokesperson, television, tvmouseandweens

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E76 – Meet Ahmad ‘Ahmed’ Hassan, DIY Network’s original host of Yard Crashers. He and Julianne have been friends since they were teens in northern California, and you won’t believe what he originally thought of Weens! Ahmad, also spelled Ahmed for television, tells us about his rocky start and how he turned his life around and became educated in horticulture. We hear his path getting discovered by HGTV and DIY Network, ultimately hosting gardening and landscaping shows The Dirt On…, Blog Cabin, Turf War, and his signature Yard Crashers which inspired multiple spin offs! We get some inside scoop about the background of his career, of how the show worked behind the scenes, his public work as a celebrity spokesperson, and owning his own thriving landscaping business. Ahmad answers some listener gardening questions about grubs, succulents, eucalyptus, tight jeans!, and tells us about the quirky eco-friendly way he has been bathing lately! This dynamic man is a standup dad, friend, and family member with interesting thoughts on religion and being raised a black man in America. His passion for integrity and hard work is apparent, and we know you will enjoy listening and getting to know Ahmad Hassan!

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Mouse Doggy Dog You Need a Jobby Job

August 24, 2019Comedyaltadena, babysitter, bowlmor, brad, camp, counselor, DiCaprio, film, first, garden, hollywood, job, jobs, la, leonardo, locations, manson, pitt, rookie, school, sleep, spahn, study, stunt, tarantino, work, workplace, writing, zorthianmouseandweens

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E58 – Weens talks work on Warner Brothers hit show The Rookie and Mouse discusses writing her garden book. How do you reset goals and hit new writing deadlines? We get talking about first jobs as Mouse’s son starts to save up money. Guess who was the babysitter, camp counselor, telemarketer, candy shop girl, frozen yogurt jerk, urgent care receptionist, and bowling alley waitress? It wasn’t all work either with motorcycle rides, whipped cream huffs, office looting, bomb threats to Treasure Island, and lying about lobsters. We sidetrack to discuss Once Upon A Time in Hollywood and agree that the Leonardo DiCaprio and Brad Pitt characters, and the Manson Ranch scene, is scarily reminiscent of a strange summer in our childhood during which our dad trained to be a stuntman at the artist colony Zorthian Ranch, full of nude models and pig pens. Hear a list of friends’ and listeners’ first jobs and enjoy this funny, weird little trip down memory lane.

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Coming Out and Jealousy

October 1, 2018Comedyanonymous, comedy, doctor, envy, family, fear, film, funny, garden, girls, hide, hollywood, industry, jealous, jealousy, life, love, mouse, movies, musician, porn, secret, sex, share, sisters, stories, storyteller, talk, teacher, tv, weens, womenmouseandweens

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E31 – Weens is coming out! She is Julianne Eggold and featured in The Lazy Teacher Podcast episode 39 Mouse is still wrestling with being anonymous, but having a secret is not fun and is causing stress. Most parents in suburbia have secrets and dumb past lives. Just look at Brett Kavanaugh, our favorite douchebag jock turd. We switch gears and discuss a fan’s question about a jealous girlfriend breaking up with him over a photo. Jealousy is a tough emotion and we share our stories, both in our relationships and in our careers. Mouse tells the story about when she knew she couldn’t be a doctor, and Weens’ coworker Jackson DeFreest from The Rookie defines envy vs jealousy. We talk about promoting other entertainers but having the tendency to self-promote instead and hold onto our one nut. On that nut note, please leave us a good review on iTunes! Nina Simone cover song “Feelin Good” used with permission. Jesse Biggio vocals, Jackson DeFreest on guitar.

Mole, Mule, Mole, Mule

August 31, 2018Comedyanxiety, anxious, back to school, balance, bar mitzvah, bris, burglary, camping, cleaning, comedy, crime, depression, film, free range parenting, friends, funny, garden, helicopter, hollywood, jewish, kaaboo, kidnapping, kids, la, laugh, marriage, medication, midlife crisis, mom, mom hack, mother, motherhood, movies, moyle, murder, neighbors, on the set, parenting, San Diego, school, security, sisters, sleepover, solitary, son, teachers, tv, volunteermouseandweens

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E27 – Mouse explains her family’s Jewish side – the non bar mitzvah birthday campout and the non bris bris. Is 13 a man? Technology, coddling, and helicopter parenting might be to blame. Free range parenting is getting pushback in Mouse’s community probably because of the past small town murders. We talk crime and burglaries, and Weens tells her stolen bike story, ending with a flurry of 80s George confusion! We remember a family camping trip and get into why men on our dad’s side are solitary – artsy Grizzly Adams or anxiety? Weens tells another hilarious work story, we do some car talk, and get into shame cleaning. Mouse knows new moms are notorious for this! Mouse is balancing her mini midlife crisis needing to go out and party, with working in the school garden, and we give props to all the teachers out there taking care of our kids. Please tell your friends about us. We would love some word of mouth support! www.MouseAndWeens.com
Music credit: “Balzoo” by Weens

Celebrity stalking, defining Barker, foot pit hate

January 23, 2018ComedyAbe Vigoda, adrian belew, Andrew Shue, armpits, Bart, Bea Arthur, Berkeley, boyfriend, break the fourth wall, breakup, Broadway, Bruce Willis, cheat, cheater, cheating, Chris Martin, Coldplay, cook, Def Leppard, deodorant, dinosaur, domestic, excavation, feet, Ferris Bueller, Fish, Frank Zappa, friends, garden, Gavin Rossdale, glands, glandular, Golden Girls, gothic, Greg Kinnear, Growing Pains, Hobbit, Joe Elliot, King Crimson, Kirk Cameron, Left Behind, limits, location scout, married sex, Martin Landeau, Melrose Place, Mike Garson, millennials, mod, mom, Monica, motherhood, Mrs Roper, musician, musk, new wave, pinterest moms, prehistoric camel, Primus, punk, Rachel, Rapture, SAHM, San Francisco, scent, siblings, ska, smell, spirit animal, Stanley, Sting, stink, Talk Soup, The Cure, Three's Company, weedmouseandweens

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Ep5 – Weens confesses to stealing Mouse’s stuff. We discuss odd celebrity crushes, stalking 90’s celebrities, life dreams, foot anti-fetishes, pheromones, body parts, the real definition of a barker, David Bowie and his musicians, and more fun stuff! This episode is archived and only available on www.patreon.com/mouseandweens Thank you for supporting our podcast!

Cropdusting, horoscopes, and grandparents’ boobs

January 4, 2018Comedyactor, Africa, Aries, Arizona, back injury, bath, bikinis, board games, butts, camping, colitis, confrontation, control, cooter, Crocs, cute, dad, designer, director, doo-doo, empowerment, entertainment, equality, fart, farting, feminine, fertilize, football player, garden, gaslighting, gastrointestinal, General Patton, German, GI issues, golf, grandfather, Hardbodies, Harry, housewife, Jack Black, Jeep, Judge Judy, Judge Reinhold, Jumanji, mafia game, model, moms, murder, neighbor, nerd, nervous stomach, Night Court, OCD, organized, parents, pervert, pollination, pool, poop, pooper, Porky's, producer, PTSD awareness, radio operator, rock opera, Scorpio, sharts, singer, stage manager, summer vacation, teacher, teenagers, Texas, theater, toot, Tucson, tweens, VHS, writer, WWII, youngmouseandweens

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Ep2 – It’s time for girls to take back their bowels loud and proud! Hear about Mouse’s embarrassing gas, Weens art of cropdusting, and judgy moms. We recall some passive-aggressive stories, sprinkle in some horoscope talk, then delve right into the deep, deep subject of grandparents, sexy movies, and boobs! www.MouseAndWeens.com

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Tag Archives: garden

Ahmad Ahmed Hassan, HGTV Yard Crashers Host and Friend

Mouse Doggy Dog You Need a Jobby Job

Mole, Mule, Mole, Mule

Celebrity stalking, defining Barker, foot pit hate

Cropdusting, horoscopes, and grandparents’ boobs